Hot Damn, Clarice!

welcome to the wild wacky world of Jess & Halle. aren't you glad?
holla at us.
Sat Jan 3

Hot Damn, Clarice! - The Boutiquey Tragedy of the Glade Candle Woman (via jestopherrobert)

Tue Dec 16

Christmas Shoes - Bob Carlisle (via tenfour6)

Description: Heart Rendering

I forgot there was a MOVIE MADE BASED ON THIS SONG, starring a befuddled Rob Lowe and some cancer lady. You think this song is  just so-so until you get to the children’s choir. If I had testicles they’d have shot up into my body cavity, whimpering.

Hot Damn, Clarice! - The Holiday Episode (Or Screw You, Drummer Boy) (via jestopherrobert)

Happy Holidays, you dillweeds!

Also, its a well-documented fact that the camera makes your voice sound all off key. So, that’s what it is. The camera. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Thu Dec 11

Hot Damn, Clarice! - The Clip Show for Lesbians (via jestopherrobert)

Give the people what they want is our policy. We took a poll of all the lesbians we knew, and their #1 favorite thing to do is “play with the clip”. Who knew? To each their own, I guess! LOL! Enjoy ladies!

Tue Nov 25

Hot Damn, Clarice! - Womanizer for the Nobel Prize (Pt. 1) (via jestopherrobert)

We made this in a frenzy after Womanizer came out, and then never put it up. But hey, in honor of Brit’s new album showing up online, who are we to waste such devotion?  In reality, the only reason to watch this really is to stare at my hot friend Jess.

Sat Sep 13

If pushing a baby out of your uterus is the only qualification necessary, Halle and Jess parcel through the long list of possible, overlooked candidates.

Vote Bernie Lomax and Vice President Mother in Election 2008!

Mon Sep 1

Let’s us clarify a few statements in a little bit we like to call “That’s What She Said”

Thu Aug 28

CHER. IS. CATWOMAN.

we, however, are total losers.

Fri Aug 22
who fucking called it?

“They are obviously kids,” Mr Karolyi said. “Twelve, 14 max - and they’re telling the world they are 16? What arrogance.” Although the US team has deliberately steered clear of the controversy, his wife suggested after the US team’s loss to China that the Chinese gymnasts were still losing their baby teeth. “One of the girls has a missing tooth,” she said.”